It’s predictably depressing to see the prawns puffing their chests out after beating Shalke. A team that currently lie TENTH in the Bundesliga. I don’t suppose you are old enough to remember Monty Python but you can check out the goldfish sketch on youtube.
Goldfish it is thought, have the memory span of a United supporter. Although, given the mancs’ response to that crap last night, goldfish are obviously more intelligent. Given this fact, let me remind you mancs of a couple of things.
1) You played Arsenal last week and you were sh1t. In fact, away from old Trafford, you’ve been sh1t all season. You lost at the Bridge, and even I couldn’t believe how easy you were for the scousers to beat you at Anfield, for instance.
2) You’ve probably forgotten already – so let me remind you; Shalke are TENTH in the Bundesliga. That’s like playing Stoke in a CL semi.
3) United are actually sh1t. (This is like spinning plates)
4) Barcelona are rather good. They humiliated you last time you played them in a one off game and will do so again.
5) Shalke are TENTH in the Bundesliga (did I mention that yet)
6) Don’t forget, United were humbled in their last CL final, and more than lucky in their one before that (Viva John Terry in the rain).
7) Just to confirm again, Shalke are TENTH in the Bundesliga and United were humbled in their last CL final. And Barcelona are rather good.
8) No one outside of Salford, Basildon and most of Surrey wants United to win because you and your red-nosed manager are arrogant.
9) Your manager gains around 10 ponts a season thru’ mind games on refs. He started it over the OT game this Sunday immediately after last weekend’s results. What happens? Yep, the PL appoint the manc fan Howard Webb to ref the game. Chelsea will get nothing on Sunday, that’s for sure.
10) This is what we all despise about your club – your bigot manager’s bias and red-tinted glasses, which never see anything they don’t want to. His denial on something like Vidic’s handball which should’ve been a sending off, yet massive gripe about the calf rub on owen at the end. Or Rooney’s forearm assault last month. Or Rooney’s assault on the Crawley player. All these go unpunished. And when shrek does get punished there is more noise from red-nose than there is from his prawn-eating crowd.