An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII… Read full article >
Archives for May 2011
Sp*rs better for Olympic stadium…?
I reckon sp*rs would do the olympic stadium more justice than the pikeys. They’d have more chance of filling it, for one thing. But knocking it down sort of defeats the object.
8 trophies since Roman arrived…
I received this by text… Since Roman we have seen 8 major trophies at the Bridge – and 6 managers. Up to last season. A small bit of luck would have seen two more. In that same period the mancs had 7 major trophes (now 8) and one manager. So, who’s right? _____ Well, it… Read full article >
Then, Collymore on the radio on way home…
THEN, on the way home that twat collymore is on the radio. Saying all Chelsea fans left at the final whstle and are diabolical supporters. Really? After such a lack lustre display, and the fact that the team left the pitch before coming back out, I’m surprised anyone was there. Usually they come straight round,… Read full article >
Poor last home game…
Well, not the best end to the season. Very lack lustre. Newcastle only got in our ara 3 times in 93 mins, yet scored two goals. First a massive deflection from a silly free kick, and the 2nd in th 93rd min from a corner that needent have happened. 20 seconds before the corner was… Read full article >
Cup final – so, city won…
Saw some of the 1st half of cup final. Then went to park with kids and dog. Can see the celebrations, so city won (obviously). Balotelli asked by the guy on the pitch if it was his ‘best game of the season’ and he said “all season I played shit – can I say that?”… Read full article >
Congratulations to the mancs…
Congratulations to the mancs. Over the whole season they’ve deserved it. We’ll have to try harder next season. In fact, I think that next season will probably be as close or closer than this season. I reckon there will be 3 or 4 fighting it out. As long as we finish as one of them!… Read full article >
I’ll state again that we didn’t deserve the league…
I’ll state again that we didn’t deserve the league. But here we are on 75 mins of Blackburn-manc game. I’ve just put it on to see what happened but they haven’t shown incident again. What I got to make me do this were 3 texts. So I’ve come in to my office to post them… Read full article >
Top 4 for next season…
Could be ‘normal service has resumed’ with the top 4 next season. I just hope that is that isn’t the case that it isn’t us who fall out. At the moment I think that if anyone looks like falling out of the regular top 4 it could be arse, to be replaced by city. Just… Read full article >
Q. What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
Q. What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? A. Amhere Q. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? A. Amhere Azwel Q. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? A. Amhere Azwell Azhim