Bin Laden side product…
Archives for May 2011
Schwartzer played a blinder against Chelsea…
schwartzer plays a blinder against us and they get a draw. When the scousers turn up he stays in the dressing room. But in fairness, and despite schwartzer being sh1t this evening, the scousers look a different team under dalglish. The Premier League will look different next season.
Breaking News… SKY News…
Breaking News… SKY News… News from USA. It has now been said that when they buried bin Laden at sea they dressed him in a West Ham kit. They did this as they wanted him to sink to the bottom and stay there.
arsenal have big problems…
wilshire is a good player, but he has that ‘impness’ about him. He has trouble surrounding him. Dennis Wise comes to mind. Theo Walcott is not a top player. Arse need to buy 3 or 4 in the close season. Wenger has to face it – his prolonged use of ‘the kids will come good’… Read full article >
The mancs have a steal with that Hernandes…
The mancs have a steal with that hernandes. He cost £8m, and has repaid them with the title that they have been lucky to get. Lucky in that any other team (all others teams) who would normally post a challenge have all either been poor or had extended out of character poor runs this season.… Read full article >
Howard Webb didn’t have to help them…
howard ‘the manc lover’ webb didn’t have much to do in the way of helping them, but he came true to form when that cross/corner came in and it looked like we may get a second goal – the whistle blew for nothing. Alex jumped for a challenge, but nothing there. Typical. But no complaints… Read full article >
We were well beaten…
We were well beaten. Well, maybe not on stats, as a text i received at half time said we’d have 5 on target against their 3, but they were 2-0 up! Still, no complaints about the first half as we were crap. We didn’t get started. The 2nd half was more even, and drog’s 2nd… Read full article >
SKY NEWS… BREAKING NEWS…
SKY NEWS… BREAKING NEWS… Sp*rs have signed Mrs bin Laden. In a statement the club said that “it was a no-brainer, as she stops more shots than Gomez”.
It was anyone who really wanted it’s PL title this year…
Sorry to disappointment you mancs, but you are only top of the PL simply because the Mighty Chelsea had a disastrous spell after letting Wilkins go, and also ‘cos Arsenal did their annual choking routine yet again. Had wilkins not been unceremoniously elbowed, or had Wenger bothered to buy a couple more world class players… Read full article >
Was beating a poor Shalke team impressive…?
It’s predictably depressing to see the prawns puffing their chests out after beating Shalke. A team that currently lie TENTH in the Bundesliga. I don’t suppose you are old enough to remember Monty Python but you can check out the goldfish sketch on youtube. Goldfish it is thought, have the memory span of a United… Read full article >