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Archives for May 2011
Elton John to write song for Bin Laden…
On hearing the news that Bin Laden had been killed, Elton John immediately announced he would be penning a song for the ex-terrorist. “Sandals in the Bin” will be released soon…
Most hated man…
Yesterday, when I heard that the most hated man in the world had been killed, my first thought was: “Blimey, who will get the Celtic Manager’s job now…?”
Before today only a few people knew of Abbotabad…
Before today only a few people knew of Abbotabad. Similarly with Faisalabad and even Islamabad. Yet we’ve known westhamabad for most of the season.
Bin Laden found in Sp*rs Trophy Room…?
Rumours that Bin Laden was found in the T*ttenh*m trophy room have also been dismissed. In a statement the club chairman said, “That’s complete nonsense, there is no such place.”
Coinicidentally…
Coincidentally, an anagram of Osama Bin Laden is “Lob da man in sea.”
Inside track on Bin Laden hit…
I’ve got the inside track on the Bin Laden hit… STOP PRESS!! BREAKING NEWS!! President Obama has released exact details of what happened. USA forces tracked him down after some hard graft, but they managed it. It emerges that Bin Laden, the cheeky so & so, has spent the last 6 years totally undisturbed in… Read full article >
We have to win at Old Trafford…
We have to win at Old Trafford to have a chance, and then win at home to Newcastle and away at everton. The mancs won’t lose next week. Red-nose has already started his min games with the ref, putting him under pressure. We blew it with that really bad run. The mancs have won the… Read full article >
Bye bye, West Ham (part 2)…?
Read this… not impossible, but the fact they’ve lost their last 5 says that 7 points from the remaining 9 available is a tall order… West Ham’s Avram Grant targets seven points for safety BBC news West Ham boss Avram Grant said his team need seven points from their remaining three games to avoid relegation… Read full article >
We have to win at Old Trafford…
If we do anything other than win at OT then the mancs have the title. If we lose then it’s 6 points gap and 2 games left. They have blackburn away & blackpool at home after that. We have Newcastle at home and finish with Everton away.