howard ‘the manc lover’ webb didn’t have much to do in the way of helping them, but he came true to form when that cross/corner came in and it looked like we may get a second goal – the whistle blew for nothing. Alex jumped for a challenge, but nothing there. Typical. But no complaints… Read full article >
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We were well beaten. Well, maybe not on stats, as a text i received at half time said we’d have 5 on target against their 3, but they were 2-0 up! Still, no complaints about the first half as we were crap. We didn’t get started. The 2nd half was more even, and drog’s 2nd… Read full article >
SKY NEWS… BREAKING NEWS… Sp*rs have signed Mrs bin Laden. In a statement the club said that “it was a no-brainer, as she stops more shots than Gomez”.
Sorry to disappointment you mancs, but you are only top of the PL simply because the Mighty Chelsea had a disastrous spell after letting Wilkins go, and also ‘cos Arsenal did their annual choking routine yet again. Had wilkins not been unceremoniously elbowed, or had Wenger bothered to buy a couple more world class players… Read full article >
It’s predictably depressing to see the prawns puffing their chests out after beating Shalke. A team that currently lie TENTH in the Bundesliga. I don’t suppose you are old enough to remember Monty Python but you can check out the goldfish sketch on youtube. Goldfish it is thought, have the memory span of a United… Read full article >
FOR SALE on www.eBay.co.pk – 1 turban, 1 pair birkenstock sandals (brown), AK47 assualt rifle and a Braun beard trimmer (unused).
On hearing the news that Bin Laden had been killed, Elton John immediately announced he would be penning a song for the ex-terrorist. “Sandals in the Bin” will be released soon…
Yesterday, when I heard that the most hated man in the world had been killed, my first thought was: “Blimey, who will get the Celtic Manager’s job now…?”
Before today only a few people knew of Abbotabad. Similarly with Faisalabad and even Islamabad. Yet we’ve known westhamabad for most of the season.
Rumours that Bin Laden was found in the T*ttenh*m trophy room have also been dismissed. In a statement the club chairman said, “That’s complete nonsense, there is no such place.”