howard ‘the manc lover’ webb didn’t have much to do in the way of helping them, but he came true to form when that cross/corner came in and it looked like we may get a second goal – the whistle blew for nothing. Alex jumped for a challenge, but nothing there. Typical. But no complaints… Read full article >
Archives for 2011
We were well beaten…
We were well beaten. Well, maybe not on stats, as a text i received at half time said we’d have 5 on target against their 3, but they were 2-0 up! Still, no complaints about the first half as we were crap. We didn’t get started. The 2nd half was more even, and drog’s 2nd… Read full article >
SKY NEWS… BREAKING NEWS…
SKY NEWS… BREAKING NEWS… Sp*rs have signed Mrs bin Laden. In a statement the club said that “it was a no-brainer, as she stops more shots than Gomez”.
It was anyone who really wanted it’s PL title this year…
Sorry to disappointment you mancs, but you are only top of the PL simply because the Mighty Chelsea had a disastrous spell after letting Wilkins go, and also ‘cos Arsenal did their annual choking routine yet again. Had wilkins not been unceremoniously elbowed, or had Wenger bothered to buy a couple more world class players… Read full article >
Was beating a poor Shalke team impressive…?
It’s predictably depressing to see the prawns puffing their chests out after beating Shalke. A team that currently lie TENTH in the Bundesliga. I don’t suppose you are old enough to remember Monty Python but you can check out the goldfish sketch on youtube. Goldfish it is thought, have the memory span of a United… Read full article >
FOR SALE on www.eBay.co.pk
FOR SALE on www.eBay.co.pk – 1 turban, 1 pair birkenstock sandals (brown), AK47 assualt rifle and a Braun beard trimmer (unused).
Elton John to write song for Bin Laden…
On hearing the news that Bin Laden had been killed, Elton John immediately announced he would be penning a song for the ex-terrorist. “Sandals in the Bin” will be released soon…
Most hated man…
Yesterday, when I heard that the most hated man in the world had been killed, my first thought was: “Blimey, who will get the Celtic Manager’s job now…?”
Before today only a few people knew of Abbotabad…
Before today only a few people knew of Abbotabad. Similarly with Faisalabad and even Islamabad. Yet we’ve known westhamabad for most of the season.
Bin Laden found in Sp*rs Trophy Room…?
Rumours that Bin Laden was found in the T*ttenh*m trophy room have also been dismissed. In a statement the club chairman said, “That’s complete nonsense, there is no such place.”