Just back from the driving range. The car drivers out today are all wankers. Really. They obviously only come out at Easter bank holiday, most of them.
I bet there are more accidents this weekend than the rest of the year put together. These people don’t usually drive on the roads, it seems, as they’re all fkn idiots. get out of my way. I’m not even in a rush, but these fkrs are crawling around causing fkn mayhem.