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2nd half report…

8th May 2012 Leave a Comment

terry doesn’t like wet pitches. We know that. Let’s hope it’s not wet in ukraine & poland.

2nd half report…

Soon after the restart ramires scored with his dick. 3-1. then some excellent goalkeeping by the reserve keeper, turnbull, just to remind everyone why he is a fkn reserve – when he ‘clears’ the ball but gives it straight to svetal (whatsisname) to shoot into an empty net. His 1st ever goal for the club. So we’ve had an own goal, a 1st and 2nd goal of the season for the next two, then a 1st ever goal for the 4th. lol.

To think they lost to wigan, west brom, fulham and drew with villa in their last 4 games. Yes, they were up for it tonight, but there is no class in there. Our reserves + ice sjkating terry should have their wages stopped. And sturridge needs to get that head of his out of his arse. Then lukaku comes on for the sulking sturridge with 20-odd minutes left. Within 3 minutes he’s given a free header, all slone, 2 yards out. The 28 feet wide goal is right there, but he nods it at Reina, who’s standing in the middle. lol. Then a fore-arm smash by suarez on ivanovich goes unpusnished. No reason for the challenge in the corner, but a smash in the face, all the same. Then a perfectly good tackle by ramires gets penalised. Reasons unknown. 25 years out. suarez’s free kick was poor.

4 attempts on target – 4 goals. And each scouser goal was rather fortuous for them, as the mighty Chels’ have had an absolute mare this evening. And turnbull will probably retire. Well, he should do. And I feel for the fans who travelled up to the shithole.

It was all about workrate tonight – and we didn’t have one. Sack them all!

But congratulations to the scousers on their 6th home win of the season. 6 from 19. May dalglish reign for ever.

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