Keep your fingers crossed, arse fans. Keep praying for Chelsea’s demise. It must hurt. We understand.
But you may have more hope of bagging a trophy next season as I have lobbied the Chelsea Board to withdraw from the FA Cup for the next 6 seasons, just to give other teams a chance.
It has become quite boring, winning it year in, year out, so I think it’s time to give others a chance. Teams like arse, who have won fkk all in eons.
Maybe we can loan you it, for a small charge, like? The trophy itself, I mean. You could pay to have photos with the trophy, just so you can pretend?