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Joke: Back to School – register being taken…

22nd November 2012 Leave a Comment

BACK TO SCHOOL

Attendance call on the first day back at school in Birmingham UK
The teacher takes the roll call:

“Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?”
“Here.”

“Achmed El Kabul?”
“Here.”

“Fatima Al Chadoury? “
“Here.”

“Abdul Alu Ohlmi?”
“Here.”

“Mohammed Ibn Achrha?”
“Here.”

“Mi Cha El Mey Er” Silence in the classroom..

“Mi Cha El Mey Er”
Continued silence as everyone looked around the room. She repeated,

“Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er ?”

A boy puts his hand up and says, “Sorry teacher. I think that’s me.
It’s pronounced Michael Meyer.”

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