On another bulletin board I frequent I read two scousers are arguing – one Everton fan & one Liverpool fan having a go at each other.
The red scouser throws his bombshell:
“Everton’s last trophy blue was won in 1995. That’s eighteen years ago.
In that time, Liverpool have won:
1 Champions League
2 FA Cups
3 League Cups
1 UEFA Cup”
In response the Everton fan said:
“How many penalty shootouts have you won v lost? its an accurate statistical measure of luck.
Of the 3 league cups, 2 of them you won on pens vs second division teams. One of those, nettle-lickers cousin… a massive kopite… took the last pen and hit it wide. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
In the FA cup, you got battered by arsenal in 2001, had handballs off the line and scored in the 88th minute to win.
In the West Ham game, nettle-licker scored a punt in the 91st minute to equalise… you won on pens
In the uefa cup, you beat a team never heard of before or since by an OWN golden goal (LOL) after drawing 4 all.
In the 2005 ECL final, you were completely outplayed, were 3-0 down, that should’ve been 6 – when supergee did a one-man comeback. Including a penalty, to give you a chance on pens – which you won.
It’s pointless telling you any of this ‘cos every fucking kopite I know is totally ignorant to it/refuses to even acknowledge it but everyone else sees it. Lucky scousers.”
Valid points. I had to laugh.