SKY SPORTS NEWS FLASH: the little fat cheating twat welsh ballboy, who tried to eat the ball after cuddling it, has died in hospital tonight after the severe kicking & beating he got from the Chelsea player Eden Hazard. A spokesmen from the welsh police said, “The boy did not deserve that. He’s been lonely… Read full article >
Archives for January 2013
Breaking News: “Ball boy lucky to be alive.” – says Alex Ferguson.
Breaking News: “Ball boy lucky to be alive.” – says Alex Ferguson. The worrying thing is, Rafa’s clueless coaching will now be overshadowed by Hazard’s audition for The Football Factory. BREAKING NEWS: Swansea FC ball-boy confirms he will be calling ‘Injury Lawyers 4 You’ after being injured by a Hazard at work.
T*ttenh*m at Wembley – 5-1 down, few minutes to go…
T*ttenh*m at Wembley – 5-1 down, few minutes to go…
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool…
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The Welsh farmer doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to… Read full article >
Golf Joke…
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 999 on his mobile ‘phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green… Read full article >
Chelsea to delay a decision on stalwart defender John Terry’s future at club until the summer
Chelsea to delay a decision on stalwart defender John Terry’s future at club until the summer John Terry’s long-term future at Chelsea will remain in doubt until the summer, with the club unlikely to open discussions about an extension to his contract until the end of the season. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9816913/Chelsea-to-delay-a-decision-on-stalwart-defender-John-Terrys-future-at-club-until-the-summer.html
MH lower sing to the Arsenal fans…
MH lower: “Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay…” “Arsene Wenger, Jimmy Savile; Arsene Wenger, Jimmy Savile…” “Robin van Persie, he left ‘cos you’re shit…”
Lampard – the figures…
Frank Lampard: 581 games, 195 goals, 130 assists Steven Gerrard: 613 games, 154 goals, 100 assists Xavi Hernandez: 655 games, 79 goals, 82 assists Andres Iniesta: 482 games, 49 goals, 61 assists Paul Scholes: 713 games, 155 goals, 31 assists