A decent evening ruined by the football. Well, ruined by the manager. And 3 or 4 passengers earning over £100k a week.
I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I thought sp*rs were shit. They were 2nd rate. No wonder they’re so far off the pace.
And before anyone throws me the ‘so are we off the pace’ – I know we are. But we’ve got the best reason ever, and tonight proved what a fkkwit he is.
Benayoun. Lol.
Hazard off. It all changed then. Well, that’s if we don’t count the ridiculous misses, and nonchalant play. We were in 2nd gear, and it showed. Sp*rs were so poor. Then, after 20mins (?) we lose the ball softly (again) and the elephant washer curls in the easiest goal he’ll score. Everyone backing off, so he jogged forward. Wonderful goal – so easy. Cech off his line. Everyone backing off. Yids had not been near our half yet, and there they were, not 4-0 down but now level at 1-1. Their first trip to our end and they score! We’d already missed a hatful. They hadn’t had a kick yet. And up pops the elephant washer with a peach. Well done. Good goal. Kick up the arse, Chelsea. Wake up.
We then continued to play in 2nd gear, it seemed – but we got the lead back – but missed another half a dozen.
The script was almost perfect once monkey-face cut inside looking for their usual 88th minute 20-yard free kick and he cleverly got one. But Cech saved it – although it was straight at him. At that stage I was almost hoping (!?!) he’d score (errr…), just to show & confirm how fkn useless that FSW is. What a useless twat. Torres was a passenger all night. Ramires was on an off day, to say the least. As was Mata. Luiz was lost. No-one looked bothered. They didn’t.
So we take Hazard off. Top call, FSW (not). Lamps would’ve wanted it & Ramires didn’t. Bring on Benayoun!
The shite were shite, but got what they deserved ‘cos they wanted it more. They deserved their point for that reason; we didn’t get into top gear and were rightfully punished. They scored 2 goals. They had 4 chances and 2 goals. FSW is a tactical twat.
It’s a weird feeling at the moment – almost relishing negatives about my own team. Or just wanting to be proved right? That can’t be?
Or is it the coffees and cognacs in the Jury’s Inn after the game? Possibly not (although I feel p1ssed).
Q: Why are we where we are?
A: ‘cos we’ve thrown it all away. Lucky everyone else is also shit. What have we done so far – off the top of my head – 5 points dropped against qpr, 5 dropped against southampton, 3 against west ham after playing them off the park, newcastle, clattenberg’s 3 points, and robbed at anfield… etc, etc… we have ourselves to blame for most of it – with that useless FSW getting/causing 99% of it.
Anyway – 3 days in Amsterdam to enjoy next week. Fkk the football. 😉
Rant over.
Time for bed said Zebedee.
Up the Chels’.