Funny little story on Talksport just now.
The presenter, Andy Jacobs, is a Chelsea season ticket holder in the MHU.
He was talking to the head steward who was telling him about the lengths fans go to to get into the stadium.
Apparently, last season, they stopped a Liverpool fan for the routine bag check. The geezer was not keen to open it, but they insisted.
Eventually, they opened the bag, and inside was… his 4 year old son.