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Blimey… just seen the Opta statistics for possession in last night’s game: Swansea 30% Chelsea 32% Ball-boy 38%
SKY SPORTS NEWS FLASH: the little fat cheating twat welsh ballboy, who tried to eat the ball after cuddling it, has died in hospital tonight after the severe kicking & beating he got from the Chelsea player Eden Hazard. A spokesmen from the welsh police said, “The boy did not deserve that. He’s been lonely… Read full article >
Breaking News: “Ball boy lucky to be alive.” – says Alex Ferguson. The worrying thing is, Rafa’s clueless coaching will now be overshadowed by Hazard’s audition for The Football Factory. BREAKING NEWS: Swansea FC ball-boy confirms he will be calling ‘Injury Lawyers 4 You’ after being injured by a Hazard at work.