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Tapas pre-match meal…

1st May 2011 Leave a Comment

Another one of my mates brought two guys to the tapas before the game. they were shite fans. And they were twats. Really. Both of them. My other mate said he knew them from a job he did and they said they’d come with him. What a couple of wankers they were.

They drank 4 beers each, with 2 bought by themselves and 2 each on my bill, and shared 4 lamb cutlets, which are 2.35 each (7 cutlets in all, 3 eaten by my mate). All is added a a 10% service charge is added. When the £186 bill arrived I suggested they chuck in a tenner each, which included my mate who’d brought them – he’d had 3 cutlets and 2 beers from us too. Total real cost for the 3 of them was £39.22 (we worked it out afterwards). The noise that was made by them outside while I was still inside over the cost. Fkn hell. lol. So one of the guys at my table (who was nothing to do with them, he comes to the tapas alot) gave one of them his tenner back, and he took it. Hilarious. I wonder if the other one got a fiver off him? One of them even took it. I couldn’t believe what i was told when i got out there. They’d stormed off as they’d been ‘ripped off’. And one of them ate 3 or 4 small pieces of my t-bone, and had a roast spud! Pedantic? No, I just think they should stay over where they come from if they are shocked at 3.20 for a bottle of beer and 3.50 each for a cutlet in the Kings Road. One of them even digged my mate over his shirt, saying ‘you’re alright in your ferrari shirt’. lol. They were just twats. My mate who brought them was very embarrassed. He said he didn’t know they were like that. ha ha. We won’t be seeing them again. Thought I’d share that.

Had the shite got a point they’d have been celebrating like they’d won the league. It would mean so much to them. Just so long as they know their place.

Had we dropped points we’d have been distraught. We always expect to beat the shite, home or away. Couple of slip ups over the last couple of seasons, but hopefully we get back to the usual, expected 6 points.

😉

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