A man walked in the pub with his dog wearing an Arse[nal] shirt.
“Sorry, mate” said the landlord, “No dogs allowed.”
The guy was distraught. But after a bit of begging the landlord agreed to let the gooner watch the game.
Suddenly Arse[nal] scored a goal and the dog leaped up on the bar and started high fives with everyone.
“OMG,” said the landlord, “that’s brilliant. What does he do if you win a trophy?”
“I dont know,” says the gooner, “I’ve only had him 7 years.”