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What a fkn useless knt that Torres is…

16th December 2012 Leave a Comment

What a fkn useless knt that Torres is. That game could’ve been put away early doors if anyone had looked bothered.

Corinthians were so, so up for it – it meant so much for them – they deserved it. 20k of their fans made their way. It is obviously a big deal as they’re probably a bit jealous of the European football and all their best players coming here etc. I’m told Ramires and Luiz looked well upset after it finished. Didn’t see all that. I just saw that useless knt Torres lose the ball every time he got it and then miss a chance that was easier to score. His laziness for that offside header was unbelievable. He was looking across the line, moving one step in front of them. Twat. Soft as shit. A sulking child. That miss from 5 yards was his bus tkt out of the Bridge. Falcao will be in. We’ll just be paying his wages for the rest of his contract as no-one else will want to.

We were poor today, and it showed early doors. Moses couldn’t get past Santos. Torres was shit. Cahill missed a sitter. Cahill was iffy at the back. Luiz should’ve stayed in holding midfield. Frank isn’t the same player (apart from the odd decent pass). Why FSW didn’t put the same team out as the semi, only he knows. We actually looked good in that semi final. And what were the subs about?! Flkn joke. Right back for right back with 10 mins left?! I assumed Dave (Az) was coming on so Branislav could move to the middle and Luiz forward, with Lamps going off. Wrong. Brani went off for him! And why not start with Oscar? A Brazilian who actually thought something of the Cup. Moses was soon showing he wasn’t up for it.

Corinthians were an average team – certainly nothing special – they just had a desire. We seemed to be put out that they were trying. Just desserts.

Fkn glad I pulled out of the trip now. You don’t mind getting beaten, as long as there’s effort. That was shit.

Leeds away next in another two-bob cup.

Big catch up in the league – we’ve got no chance. Hopefully FSW will get sacked as a Xmas present to the fans.

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