Rodney – Why do you call me Dave, Trig’? – My name’s not Dave, Its Rodney
Trigger – Are you sure?
Rodney – Yes, I’ve checked it on my birth certificate and everything; its definitely Rodney.
Trigger – So what’s Dave, a Nickname, like?
Rodney – No – you’re the only person who calls me Dave, everybody else calls me Rodney – and the reason they call me Rodney, is because Rodney is my name.
Trigger – Well, I shall have to get used to calling Rodney from now on.
Rodney – Thank you.
Trigger – How long are you going to be Baz, Me and Dave haven’t got all day.
Rodney – RODNEY!
Trigger – yeah yeah.