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Suarez the Cannibal for Madrid…?

29th April 2014 Leave a Comment

Media rumours? Yes, probably. But if Madrid do come calling maybe the cannibal’s head may get turned. Ok, last close season he had the hump due to his punishment for trying to eat the opposition, but the scousers stood by him in true local style with no morals and talked him into staying so he… Read full article >

Suarez dives for a penalty…

19th January 2014 Leave a Comment

I wonder if we’ll hear the same sort of noise from the media about that Suarez dive yesterday as we did about Ramires going over against West Brom?

Can the cannibal score against the bigger teams…?

30th December 2013 Leave a Comment

Can the cannibal score against the bigger teams…? Here’s your answer:

Suarez performed an ‘acrobatic swimming pool jump’

30th December 2013 Leave a Comment

Jose gatecrashes Luiz interview and then claims Suarez performed an ‘acrobatic swimming pool jump’ in desperate ploy to win penalty. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2530775/Mourinho-takes-swipe-provocative-Suarez-gatecrashing-David-Luizs-interview-tell-enjoy-holiday-Portugal.html

Cannibal on his way…

4th August 2013 Leave a Comment

On hearing that the cannibal wanted to move to one of liverpool’s rivals, Brendon Rogers said, “I didn’t think Sunderland or Fulham could afford him.”

Jaws – revisited…

29th April 2013 Leave a Comment

Branislav Ivanovic rejects Luis Suárez’s apology for biting arm

23rd April 2013 Leave a Comment

Branislav Ivanovic rejects Luis Suárez’s apology for biting arm • Chelsea defender ‘not happy at all’ with Liverpool striker • Police officer checks Ivanovic’s arm for signs of injuries http://bleacherreport.com/tb/dadNf

Patrick Barclay says it how it is. Only the scousers can’t see it.

23rd April 2013 Leave a Comment

The article is worth a read., Here’s the first bit… First of all, can we drop this schmaltz about “the good name of Liverpool Football Club”? The T-shirts and the cultural differences spuriously advanced on Luis Suarez’s behalf before he was found guilty of racial abuse did for that. And, in any case, Liverpool as… Read full article >

Liverpool love story: Benitez made his intentions clear

22nd April 2013 Leave a Comment

Liverpool love story: Benitez made his intentions clear by refusing to condemn Suarez for biting Ivanovic As manager of Chelsea, you would expect Benitez to speak to the Serbian, to ask him what had happened. But instead of sticking up for his player, he simply denied that he had seen the whole thing. Normally the… Read full article >

Suarez has a history with Ivanovic… he punched him in the neck last season

22nd April 2013 Leave a Comment

Suarez has a history with Ivanovic… he punched him in the neck last season Luis Suarez’s bite on Branislav Ivanovic was not out of the blue – the Uruguayan punched the Chelsea defender in the neck last year. This video shows the two running for the ball in the league game at Anfield in May… Read full article >

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